Fairytale Headlines:
Young girl stalked in woods, her bedridden grandmother has lupus;
Wizened old lady in sweet little house found dead in oven;
Prince discovers cure for narcolepsy;
Fair maiden forms little league Rugby Sevens team;
Giant beanstalk wins first prize;
Duckling takes honours in beauty pageant;
Pork loving property demolition expert blows it;
Oatmeal tester falls asleep on the job;
Pest exterminator told to pipe down;
Local scullery maid loses a slipper;
Princess says she’s “kissed a few frogs” in her time;
Emperor joins nudist colony;
Long haired beauty in tower hostage siege;
Elves sighting turns out to be a load of cobblers;
Sorcerers apprentice: You're Fired!.........
© M.J.Sabine 2018
EDITOR'S NOTE
This is dramatic. I can see at least one person drowning and science is also covered. Number two headline seems to be poetic justice. Hans is clearly subjected to a reverse #metoo moment in that 'story'. What a vile woman. Martin Sabine also open a new category for fantasy and film inspired work. The category is named after Franz Gsellmann and his colorful world machine.